Hong Kong Lucy....

I have to tell you about the celebrations! ( We haven't slept yet so forgive even worse spellings than usual..)

We decided we were really gonna celebrate! - which necessitated a trip to a not so good part of town, and one where it's definitely not a good idea for a 'farang' to go. (a foreigner)

Lucy of course has no problem going to these parts- being 'a local' and all that.

So far so good....off she toddles to procure goodies.

.... Now let me tell you a little about Lucy.

She was born on the rough side of tracks in the slums of Bangkok. Hell, no tracks were even there - they were stolen for scrap.
She is as tough as nails, and as soft as shit. The former always comes to the fore however, as a default setting - just because of the life she's had...

Anyways- back she toddles, and everything good to go...then she say's...'maybe we should go out tomorrow or something..'
I knew that was definitely 'not her', considering the mood we were in...

'Why?'... I asked.

'Maybe just a good idea...lets party here, no problems' She replied.

Then I found out the reason....

While in her 'procurement' duties, some loser had decided that he wanted what Lucy had just procured.
He had a machete, and was gonna steal of my woman!

Unfortunately for him, he didn't know who he was dealing with....

He was left on the floor after she kicked his legs out, and stomped on his head.. (although she did complain about her ankle hurting from the force of the head stomp, poor thing)

' it's not really problem, he was a total loser,' She explained '... there won't be any comeback. But 'they' don't like it when you run over them with the bike when they are unconscious on the ground! '

LMFAO

'I only did it once, whats the problem?', she added..

....I avoid fights with Lucy....