Yeah... if only it were that simple. CPS visited me twice -- once because I asked my pediatrician why my child needed vaccinations, and he reported it as medical neglect because I said I wanted to research it first, and another because the neighbors called on me and an ex during an argument. Both 'investigations' were dropped as being unfounded. I occasionally enroll my kids in school only so that I don't have to worry about that as well. (homeschooling is legal here, but doing so makes you a target for investigations)

But if they show up at your house and you have a gun?? LOL you better move out right then, cause the cops will return the next day for your children.