The reason I'm learning Hebrew

Is because of this enlightened soul:

Self explanatory, right?

Connected directly to Source, this messenger has prophesied the coming of his own birthday within a week's accuracy for almost a month straight. Guided by similar wisdom, I have taken it upon myself to learn Hebrew to acquire psychic super powers related to the numerical value of the Hebrew letters. This is in addition of learning Norwegian; a feat I have been undertaking for a year under direct super vision of the Holy Spirit, who communicated to me through subliminal messaging on an internet support group for people who believe they are the messiah.

I highly recommend unplugging from the Matrix. Life really becomes an adventure then.