Crude Humour and Bad Advertising

Well I just came back from a hole in the internet. It all started by watching a hilarious restaurant review on YouTube and then I searched for some funny restaurant signs on my own. I thought I'd share a few..

The Anus Pounder will definitely fill you up. Someone forgot the G..or did they?..

I heard Carolyn worked herself to death. You will be missed girlfriend

I think Donny Bloghard works here. It's an inside joke. 2 ppl may get it?

You can't beat their price 4 blowjobs. Trust me I'm always paying for sex. Did I say that?

Worth every penis eh? I'm hungry

You mean to tell me I can get paid for my afternoon shits? Gimme an application!

I love a nice bowl of pho. Maybe Snoop Dogg owns this joint? Haha joint

To the point and I respect that

Something tells me their restrooms are probably top notch

The spelling's off but what do you expect for minimum wage?

A sausage in my butt always gets me outta bed

R Kelly is a regular at this establishment. Because he likes to piss on women. I spelled it out incase you weren't sure..

Those Fu King Chinese know how to make good food. Dim Sum nice egg rolls

Egg.

I had some spicy ones back in my day I'll tell ya. Yeah I don't know either?..let's move on..

I love this one. I hope whoever did it quit right after! Classic awesomeness :)

I know a good deal when I see it. This is like 2 beer for the price of 2. Can't beat it!

Not to be outdone by McDonald's, Burger King also offers up some hot anus

This last ones great. Customer service is probably non existent but you should know what to expect from them going in

Well I hope you enjoyed some sign humor? I'd switch the letters around on signs too when I was a kid and apparently I never grew up because I still find it hilarious?!

Have a fantastic weekend,

@goldenarms

*All these pics are public domain I believe?..or I'm going to jail.. whatever

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