Discovery, I can't write on paper.

Well, I can. But will I be able to read anything at a later point?

• not so much

So, I have decided to write something everyday, but not just anything. Today we can start with me babbling on about a picture, writing, and do the get to know more about me part.

Then we can do a guessing game at the end. A "What does this foreign made object do?" type of game.

You must make up your own prize, so think about how many hugs, pictures of bugs, upvotes, video responses, bitcoins, steem (if I have any) or any other nice thing that you may want!

If your prize bid is within range and your answer is good - You will win!

I guess I have been typing for so long that writing doesn't come naturally at all. I have difficulty signing my name. I have not written a check since my last tax return. 2013ish?

I used to take notes, never could read my writing though. The scrawl is really just a clue as to what I wanted to say (to myself). The only people who could every read my notes easily have been the women in my life. It's a female thing or intuition maybe. It's a good thing that "writing every day" does not require a pen.

So what's in the picture?

Let's hope a picture doesn't say 1000 words. Well... There's my non-plug-in tablet where I usually write the date down and note if I put in my eye drops (glaucoma since age 35), I track things that need doing, check them off, track expenses or bills that need to be entered into the computer.

On the right side are coin prices and overall portfolio value - a quick way to see if I am up or down for the week, month year as I page backwards and forwards. I am a trader, so I can easily read numbers on the page, hand writing is not as easy to decrypt.

Moving on:

My beat up hands - they are that way because I invent things, build things, cook a lot, swim, play guitar, piano, and I use them for everything but I neglect putting lotion on.

Then you have the secret things in the tablet. Between the pages are lists of cool places and best stores (the page with the * on it in the foreground). There is also a reflection of my internet modem, a NIC cable and that's all right?

later I will have some first impressions of Steemit to blab about, but for now...

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Welcome to my desk.

It features a 45" philips, a closed laptop, a cable modem, many android devices, tripods (-tri / + suction cup), my tablet and the featured Morph for today. Cuz I bought it at Morph.

Not everything at Morph morphs but a lot of it does.

Yes, there is a store called Morph and it has all kinds of cool things that make sense - some that don't - I enjoy shopping there.

Guessing Game:

Rules:

• guess each function the pen has (see example comment)
• make a reasonable prize bid

Winner chosen based on accuracy of guess and my ability to pay requested amount!
If you answer is really awesome but you are asking for a 1 bitcoin prize - later!
If your the next best guesser and you are asking for 1 SBD - you win but set the bar too low.
besides I have only been using Steemit for a day and I don't think I have SBD money

It's a pen!

But not just any pen!

I wanted to make an animation of all that this baby can do, but I decided to let you guys . . .

Guess the 5 functions and win the amount you ask!

or a more reasonable amount of something cheaper for me

This bad boy is the Swiss-army-knife of writing machines...

All the way from far far away, it can clip on your pocket and do at least 5 other things.
Guess them and win!

Here is my guess on the 5 functions of this pen

example for you to place in comments

1 it scratches cave walls
2 it is a good antenna
3 it won't move unless you pick it up
4 it is a thermos that holds very little
5 it is a finger print scanner

Prize (fill in a quantity/type of crypto asset or other desired cool-thing)