Pizza delivery, Why I love it so much.

in #blog6 years ago

Hiya guys.

I have been known to do a little delivery every now and again, I have found this lovely Pizza place and they have asked me to help them, I couldn't say no as one of my friends phoned to see if i could help.

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If you have never delivered pizza before it is a job that either you will love or hate, it isn't something that a lot of people want to do full time as the hours suck and it is mainly nights.

But there are perks to the job, one of them perks is tips.

without tips a delivery guy in the UK would not even make minimum wage, it is sad but it is true the small independent businesses only pay between £4 and £7 an hour with a £1 per delivery. this doesn't add up to much as you have to think about all the experiences such as running costs of the car insurance and over things like petrol.

If you ever have a takeaway and you live in the UK please think about the guy who is out in the rain who is bringing your food to you, show him some love and give him a tip, it doesn't even matter how much, just £0.50p makes a massive difference.

Tips also pay for things like my kids swimming lessons dance lessons and clothes, it is something that we as people need to provide for our families. (this sounds like an appeal for a charity haha)

getting back to the good perks of the job.

If your male like me you get to see some good sights, I mean tonight it was clear there was no clouds or rain and you could see meadowhall in the far ground from one house, from a high tower flat I got to see the lights of sheffield, it was really amazing.

Another pretty cool thing that I love is when women answer the door in... well nearly nothing haha, this is always great and tonight it happened 5 times I was a little shocked as this has not happened in a long time and I was a little taken back.

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When I told the guys back at the shop they were wanting to deliver too, i told them to piss off as it was my job and no one was going to take it from me :D

While in the shop a couple came in, One thing I do in the shop when I am there is answer the phone, it is easy for everyone as I speak english drrr, well I am english so thats a given, and I also speak a little iranian. I can relay everything to the staff to make sure that orders get done properly and then there is no or little complaints.

They have even come up with a little nickname for me, super man as I do everything in the shop and I am not bragging I am good at it too.

The couple ordered the food, I was chatting to them both when they said they were on their first date, I thought arr in that nice, I wouldn't have put them together as he looked like a smack head and she looked like she could have done better.

I asked for the money and she turned to him and gave a little smile, then he said to her, your going to have to pay for this as I am broke.
she pulled out some cash and paid me, (not a gentlemanly thing to do)
He then started to get a little close to her and she started to get a little close to him, then she said it is like she is paying for sex by buying him a pizza, i then turned and said i wish I could get paid for having sex and laughed.

She gave me a smile and went on to say that she would happily take me home and pay me, she then said for me to come to the otherside of the counter so she could feel my bum, haha. I was a little shocked as the guy thought it was really funny.

At this point it was time for me to take two orders out on delivery, I got the bags and went out to the car and she followed me, she shouted me and I turned and that was when she was flashing her boobs at me.

I gave a smile and a wink, and got in the car, she came across to the car and opened the door, I said whats up, and she said she could eat me all up. I was well out of my depth as i am a happily married man and would never stray.

I said to her to have a good night, and she then passed me a piece of paper with her phone number on it and told me to call her when i was done, she told me not to worry about the other guy as she was going to leave him as they walked home.

WTF, I gave an laugh and then set off on my journey while screwing up the paper and chucking it out of my window as I went on my travels.

I got home about an hour ago and told my wife what this women had said to me, she gave me a look to say that you better not, but she know that I love her and I would never stray.

I am @artonmysleeve and this was a great and fun night delivering pizza.

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Damn, the life of a pizza deliverer is not a bed of roses. My best guess is that that horny woman ordered a pizza with salami (not sliced). hahaha.

@smasssh, I think she wanted my salami my friend, the problem is it is a chipolata sausage hehe.
She was an animal buddy, I really think she would have chewed me up and spat me out. :D

But not worth it to sleep on the couch for a couple of months so it seems?! Good thing you didn't fell for it.

haha funny shit. There's actually an entire genre of online porno where women "flash the delivery man." I thought that it was probably completely manufactured for viewing entertainment and seemed a highly unlikely thing to do in real life, but your story makes me wonder =p

wait till I blog about tonights antics you will love it, as I too only thought it happened in porno. on with it now so give it a read if you can :D

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