A Guide On How To Date As A Zombie

For all zombies of the future apocalypse

1. 9/10 of humans may reject you because you're an ugly looking zombie who appears to want to eat brains. The trick is to look as nice and human as possible and let your crush know that zombies have feelings too. Also don't say brainnzz around your crush.

2. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. If you don't ask 20 people out, then your success rate will be zero. However, your chances of being yelled at holy sht zombie and being shot at will be reduced to zero.

3. Don't pity yourself and automatically assume that just because you're a zombie that you're doomed to a life of singleness and scavenging the world looking like a mindless idiot. Learn to have positive self-talk that there's a man/woman out there who will look past your zombieness.

4. Once in a while, some dumbass will make some ignorant remarks about how zombies are ugly and gross. Don't use that as an excuse to give up, they just don't know the struggle.

5. Never give up. Go out there and achieve your dream of dating.

6. Make sure your penis doesn't fall off when having sex.