It must be really really important for him to tell everyone.

I’d better take some bitcoin with me, just in case it’s about some mix-up over a Nigerian contract and funds which could come my way in return for a small fee. Always best to check these things out. What’s a few bitcoins of fee compared to the millions I get in return?

By the way, did you hear about the Nigerian who died? They found $28 billion of cash in his appartment. It seems he had been trying to give it away for years, but nobody would answer his emails.