Strippers need to start accepting bitcoin and cyrptocurrencies

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With the advent on cryptocurrencies, strippers need to start accepting them;   why not?

First, the club doesn't necessarily know how much money you are making from a customer.

Second, the customer has anonymity if they are married or the like.  no more paper trail or receipts for their significant other to find.   That's a WIN.

Third, you don't have to worry about leaving your purse or money bag anywhere and having your money stolen.  That's happens more than you think if you work in a shady joint.  It could be jealousy or another stripper just catches you not paying attention and capitalizes on you mistake.

What do you think?  Strippers that don't have a coinbase account or something similar set up will be left in the dust.