The $5 Dollar Bitcoin OMyG!

These doom and gloom Fud-spewers selling their shit-coins and investment programs crack me up!

Here's how to beat the crypto-market....

Do you have any idea how many Bitcoins I can buy at a $5-dollar BTC-value? LOL

Do you have any clue how many Bitcoins would be gobbled up by virtually every adult human being on Planet Earth (except of course - those living in Saudi Arabia)?

Do you have any insight, plan or ability to clearly see that a $5-dollar Bitcoin would sky-rocket to a $100-Million-dollar Bitcoin in a matter of minutes?

Here's your ultra-technical and complicated investment instructions on how to beat the markets and win the Crypto-Game...

When the Bitcoin price is up you hoard cash in your cash wallet and enjoy the show.

When the Bitcoin price dips, crashes, plummets, drops to hell, adjusts or does the Hokie-Pokie.... you use that hoarded cash to buy cheap Bitcoin.

That's
all
there
is
to
it!