Moon People Problems

whyybitcoin (25)in #bitcoin • 7 years ago

First of all what are Moon People? Moon people are Bitcoin hodlers, they've been in the game a few years and I have seen their wealth substantially grow. I'm also a Moon Person.

As people, we’ve all got problems. Some have different problems from others and some have the same problems as others.

To my Moon People, I feel your pain on this one because I'm right there with you. It cannot be helped but let's take comfort in one another, just so you know you're not alone.

I’m going to explain this in a way for the non-Moon Person to understand. This is the problem we have, picture this.

You're going about your daily week, shopping, working, socialising, family shit, gaming or whatever it is you do. You start your week with £100 in your pocket that you have no intention of spending in the short term, during the course of the week you go inside your pocket and find more and more money. How is this possible?

Monday morning you have £100, Monday afternoon what was £100 in your pocket is now £130. You think sweet, not needing to spend any, it stays in your pocket.

Tuesday rolls around, you've been working all day, 12 hours to be exact. You're riding the bus home, you put your hand in your pocket and pull out £170. You find it a little strange but at the same time, who's complaining?

Roll on Wednesday, you leave the house in the evening, lock the front door and put your keys in your pocket. You notice your pocket feeling quite bulky, the last thing you remember having in there was the £170. You pull out the £170 but it no longer adds up to £170 it is now £510. You feel quite good about this and then walk down your driveway with a cheesy smile on your face.

Come Thursday morning you're emptying your pockets to wash your trousers. You pull out the money and count it but now there's £420. Down £90 even though you didn't spend any money last night, you don't care as you're still up £320 from the beginning of the week and you’re about to light a J.

Friday night, your favourite thing to eat on a Friday is Friday eggs (it's just fried eggs) before you dine on this fine cuisine you need to cook the eggs. Without thinking you place one of the eggs on the counter and out the corner of your eye you see the egg roll off the counter. You quickly try to catch it with one hand as it rolls off the edge, you inadvertently crush the egg against your trouser leg. As you're cleaning the egg off your pants you spot a bulge on the side of your leg, you check your dick but that’s not it so you reach inside your pocket. You pull out £1,360 and you’re like… What the fuck!

Saturday afternoon, you’re in the park walking your dog. Your dog decides to drop his ass, which is normal. You can’t remember what pocket you put your poop bags in so you’re checking all of them. One of your pockets is stuffed kinda full, you think these might be the bags and end up pulling out a hand full of money, £1,880 to be exact. This is getting ridiculous!

Sunday morning, you’re gonna be out in public all day. You check your pockets before putting your trousers on, this money growing in your pocket thing is starting to concern you. You pull out the money and count it… £2,350. Okay! This has got to stop, who the fuck just carries 2 grand in their pocket with no real intention of spending it anytime soon?

Now do you understand Moon People problems?

The difference between Moon People and Fiat Folk is Moon People don’t have £££ in their pocket, they have Bitcoin. That same Bitcoin in my pocket has been 0.5 BTC all week. On Monday I had toaster money, now come Sunday I have Lambo money. I don’t need Lambo money on me at all times. (Yes, I’m aware of the “slight” exaggeration) meh

A list of Moon People problems

· Paranoia of too much money in your pocket.

· The stress and anxiety of looking at your Bitcoin wallet in public (don’t know who’s watching).

· Don’t know how much Bitcoin to keep on one’s self.

· Constantly paying yourself (sending excess to Trezor/Ledger/paper wallet).

· Bogging down the Bitcoin network with unnecessary/necessary transactions to yourself.

· Paying fees to give yourself money.

· Telling people you have no fiat for the coffee they just bought you.

· Looking in your Bitcoin wallet, seeing Lambo money and not showing them.

· Going to a high school reunion looking broke as fuck but having more Bitcoin value in your pocket than everyone’s fiat combined at the reunion.

· What’s been listed above constantly plaguing your mind.

I could continue, these are the new problems of the modern human being (Moon People), how will this affect us going forward? Will a day actually come when we have a specialized Bitcoin psychiatrist to help Moon People with their struggle/new life changing experiences?

One thing I do know is that Bitcoin or fiat, rich or poor, black or white, male or female, virgin or not. In this life within the third dimension on planet Earth.

The

Struggle

Real

Let’s look after one another :)

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