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RE: The REAL reason behind yesterday's crypto crash!
Thanks for letting us know. Now if you could just give me a heads up next time, I'd like to pay to have you orbit the earth a few times and I'll massively short the markets. Ha ha. Is $3.00 enough to massively short the markets?
That should cover it! Although, based off previous experience, if I'm going to orbit a few times it might drive the price negative. People will be paying you to take it off their hands!
That sounds like a perfect plan. I don't see how this could go wrong. The seeming absurdity of such a correlation should keep us from getting arrested on insider trading. Little do they know the power that your taking of flights has on the markets! Muah ha ha!!!
We shouldn't have done our conspiracy on a public blockchain!!!.....
Amateurs!
Dang it! Now the world will have caught on, so the next time you get on a place, the drop won't even happen. Correlation broken! I guess that's a good thing for you if you want your investments to go up. Heh.