So You Wanna Get A Bitcoin Tattoo? 🤔 The Ultimate Checklist To Tell If You're Gonna Regret It 😱

theessentials (45)in #bitcoin • 7 years ago

A gentle reminder: tattoos are PERMANENT. And tattoo removals cost SHITLOADS of money.

So if you're thinking of getting a tattoo of Bitcoin, here's a handy checklist to consider. Ask yourself the following series of yes/no questions, and if you manage to get through the list WITHOUT a single "no" then the answer is pretty clear.

The Ultimate Bitcoin Tattoo Checklist

Do you even own any Bitcoin?
If the price of Bitcoin dropped by 99%, would you still hold?
If your best friend starts talking smack about Bitcoin, would you start avoiding him?
What if your kids started talking smack about Bitcoin, would you start avoiding them too?
Did you buy any Bitcoin before 2013?
Have you ever planned and executed a massive campaign to rally Bitcoin in any of the 138 instances in which Bitcoin has been declared "dead"?
Do you consider getting a Bitcoin tattoo a MUCH GREATER priority than getting a tattoo of your significant other's name?
Do your nostrils flare up and does steam come out of your ears whenever someone mentions the words: "Ethereum", "Ether" or "Vitalik"?
If it was legal in your city or state, would you marry it?
Are you in any shape or form part of a club or association that gets together on a more-than-regular basis to discuss the ignorance of non-Bitcoin holders?
Say if Bitcoin and your mother (assuming you still like her), were both drowning in the ocean, and you only had the stamina to rescue one of them (because you haven't really been working out regularly). Would you save Bitcoin over your own mother?
Assuming you are a terrible dancer, and Bitcoin took you out to the club where they were playing Gangnam Style, would you do the dance like Psy?

The Verdict

So, if you've answered yes to all the above questions, then I applaud you on my feet. You are one CRAZY BITCOIN BADASS. Please for the love of Bitcoin, RUN - DO NOT WALK - to your local neighbourhood tattoo parlour. And also make sure to show the tattoo artist the CORRECT reference. You can't afford to fuck this up 👇