[0062] How Intelligent Are You? Take The *NEW* Social Media IQ Test!
As my blog is a Mecca for intelligentsia and a think tank for highly developed super beings, I have decided to publish my official findings on human intelligence.
I have refined the old "IQ Test", which was developed for an older era, and brought it up to date to reflect the social media intellect of the modern day.
Take the Test
#1. Dunce - You spends hours feeding your social media page in the hope of gaining acclaim and attention while giant corporations sell off your data for record profits. You fail to realize that you can't retire on likes but keep doing it anyway.
#2. Average Joe - You have a Wall Street job, a flash car and a sharp wardrobe. You think you're smart and don't touch social media because there is no real money to be made. You flip multi-million dollar deals for breakfast and are 90% of the way towards having a heart attack at age 35.
#3 Smarty Pance - You had the wisdom to sign up for #Steemit or #Sphere early on. Your powerful mind thinks upvoting bots are a strange feature on a website designed for human interaction and you wonder when everyone else will see the light about investing in cryptocurrency. You aspire to get paid for writing sharp, stimulating social commentary like this post and have an exceptional vocabulary. You also noticed that I spelled the word "pants" incorrectly. Back to #2 if you did not and don't lie about it.
#4 Brilliant Mind - You're into cryptocurrency and are busy trading blips on a screen for a house in the Bahamas. Your brain bursts with knowledge but you are growing more tubby by the day because you no longer exercise or perform any meaningful work like a "job". Yours is a mind rivalling Plato, Socrates and Einstein. Well done, you champion of brain matter.
#5 Enlightenment - You beam higher consciousness that lights up the world and raises the collective human mind to new heights of evolution. You are the divine entity that has already subscribed to my blog, upvoted, left me a hefty tip and have shared this post on other social media channels. And if you haven't yet, your all-seeing-eye knows that there is a closing window of opportunity before your rank plummets to #2 on the IQ scale. Your consciousness is unsurpassed and rivals my own on a bad day. Congratulations are beneath your level of grandeur.
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Brendan Rohan - Indie developer of 'next gen' natural medicine from Melbourne, Australia
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DISCLAIMER: This article is written by an amateur investor and is offered purely for information purposes. This is not financial advice and you should always seek the advice of a finance professional.