They say they can trace your block address on the front and back of a washer now. Bitcoin might as well be Capital One.

I have a hypothesis on how to by pass prying eyes but it requires a ton of wallet swaps, exchanging and stealth using properly configured tails and tor. And it's far from tested so I won't go into details until it's worked out.

And while slick $100 cold wallets bought off a website may be the safest way to hold coins I'm not convinced yet that the actual contents can't be logged somewhere else everytime you plug in.

If you buy something on a normal market they probably have your wallet address, your home address, email and can tell if your holding, spending and where your spending. Running through a washer (that the feds probably own by now) is no good either.