Waiting on the Crypto Exchange, John Mayer Parody

Sick of waiting on Poloniex to fix the damn wallet? Me too! So, I did something productive and wrote a parody, hope you like it.

Here's the lyrics, in case anyone is interested.

Me and all my friends
We all misunderstood
They say our crypto’s waiting
But the wallet ain’t no good
Now we see everything that's going wrong
Poloniex we really need it
We just feel like we don't have the means
To rise above and beat it
So we keep waiting (waiting)
Waiting on the crypto exchange
We keep on waiting (waiting)
Waiting on the crypto exchange
It's hard to beat the system
When we're standing at a distance
So we keep waiting (waiting)
Waiting on the crypto exchange
Now if we had the power
To spend our Crypto in the store
Everyday would be like Christmas
We’d be buying more and more
And when you got to trust exchanges
What you get is what you got
Cause when they own the information, oh
They can bend it all they want
That's why we're waiting (waiting)
Waiting on the crypto exchange
We keep on waiting (waiting)
Waiting on the crypto exchange
It's not that we don't care
We just know that the fight ain't fair
So we keep on waiting (waiting)
Waiting on the crypto exchange
And we're still waiting (waiting)
Waiting on the crypto exchange
We keep on waiting (waiting)
Waiting on the crypto exchange
One day the crypto nation
Is gonna rule the population
So we keep on waiting (waiting)
Waiting on the crypto exchange
No we keep on waiting (waiting)
Waiting on the crypto exchange
We keep on waiting (waiting)
Waiting on the crypto exchange
Waiting on the crypto exchange
Waiting on the crypto exchange
Waiting on the crypto exchange.