NEWSFLASH: Lambos are the wet dream of 19 year old loser with no self esteem.

If your first inclination is to buy a Lambo when you come across some money, you're a loser.

If you're over 30 and a Lambo is your goal...you're really a fucking loser.

19 year olds get a pass because they haven't even had pubes for a full decade yet...wtf do they know?

In short, spend those crypto millions on something that doesn't say, "I have no self esteem and seek your approval. Please pay attention to me."

Like Roger Ver in that one Bitcoin documentary a few years back.

(Since this sub is 100% memes now and little substance...I figured why not shitpost myself? After all, I am taking a shit right now.)

Buy Bitcoin.