if cryptos could have drugs

if cryptos had the chance to score drugs which one would get what?

eth needs ether

• bc it’s getting so high high high

btc def needs crystal meth to try and stay up with all these 175,000 unconfirmed tx 😅

bch needs coke bc it’s almost there lol

LTC needs bath salts bc Charlie Lee goes in circles all day on Twitter

STEEM needs pink champagne: mixture of crystal and coke