Certified Organic Bitcoins: Crypto Currency For The Environmentally Friendly

Spring is just around the corner, and it is time to start Farming Bitcoins here at BS Farms.

After looking around for an environmentally friendly digital coin, we discovered that there weren't any. So we took the bull by the horns and decided to grow one ourselves. Instead of starting from scratch, we decided to use one that is already established (Bitcoin), and farm it using our philosophy which is pretty much in line with the current "Beyond Organic" principles espoused by, Noel Pallatin of Manyface Farms. Organic isn't good enough these days. The industry has found loopholes in that certification, so much so that it really has no meaning.

First we make sure our soil is fertile, and ready to be planted. There are no short cuts here... It takes time to build good soil. (We use rain water and compost, harvested locally, and we never use pesticides.) And then we inject the Bitcoin seeds.

Just kidding, you can't farm Bitcoins that way!

We partnered up with a respected hardware manufacturer, and developer, A007 Hardcore Unlimited. Starting with an initial 100 ASIC Bitcoin Mining Hardware Rigs, built to our specifications. They have been modified to run 50% cooler, quieter, and more energy efficient. An added benefit here is that we use excess heat from the rigs to heat our farm house. The noise is minimal, and it doesn't seem to bother the cows, or the chickens.

Using these modified rigs, we were able to operate them using Off-Grid methods. Here we are using a Solar Array, and Wind Turbines.

" It's amazing what these guys have been able to do. We can now use BS Farms Organic Bitcoins, without feeling guilty, for those of us with a social conscience. Kudos to them, and my hat's off."

Noel Pallatin, of Manyface Farms

Satire written by: Binaryflat (02.21.18).

P.S. I am expecting Organic Bitcoins soon. Maybe they exist already.

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