Bitcoin mythology: Satoshius came down on Earth and yelled out to the skies: "Let There Be Bitcoin!" - How it all started

In the beginning there was only void and then came the first Titans and Federalbankus which served the evil Titan: Governmentia. The Titan Governmentia was feeling lonely and Powerless without presence of minions and gave birth to mankind.

Men was grateful to Governmentia for giving birth to them with its essence of life and giving them protection against each other. But Federalbankus was unhappy with the happiness of mankind and growing relationship of them with Governmentia. Its Envy begin to eat itself inside out and started to make a plan against Humanity. Federalbankus start to blame mankind for every bad thing that has happened and started trying to make Governmentia hate them. Meanwhile it was trying to look friendly to humans and gifting them with the evilest things ever created; mortgage, credit cards and debt...

Meanwhile Federalbankus was getting closer to convincing Governmentia that it doesn't need to mankind anymore and only friend he needs is Federalbankus. Men lived in prosperity and richness for so long thanks to the "gifts" Federalbankus gave them. Until one day the scary Giant came out of the underworld: Inflationis. Inflationis was such a powerful Giant he was making lives of mankind a living hell. And they were so busy with their new gifts and they turned their back to their beloved creator Governmentia for so long, Governmentia and refused to answer their calls for help after the invasion of the Giant Inflationis.

Their screams of agony were echoing so loud it attracted a powerful entity from the Void, Satoshius! Nobody has no idea how Satoshius looks like and nobody has ever spoken to him, but his power was so great that every man can feel it in their hearts. Satoshius was a creation out of agony of Mankind and he used his power to give him the best weapon to fight against their hidden enemy; Federalbankus.

Satoshius came down on Earth and yelled out to the skies: "Let There Be Bitcoin!"

and this is how it all began, but this is just the beginning...

Stay tuned for the next episode: Prophets of Satoshius