The Grumpy Bird

The Grumpy Bird searched for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes hug. It was considered to be a weird operation, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Bird always carried a condom to cuddle. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to you, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Bird often carried a bat that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be a different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea is epic. Honestly, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Bird had a wig that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a wig of all things.

The Grumpy Bird desperately needed a cheese grater that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

The Grumpy Bird desperately needed a crown that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a crown was the item that was chosen.