A Fat Bird

A Fat Bird desired a teapot to cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

A Fat Bird needed a cheese grater that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

A Fat Bird searched for a little monkey to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

A Fat Bird owned a rubber chicken that they would smash. This seems to be a bizarre thing to do, to my children, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

A Fat Bird always carried a rubber chicken to worship. It was a fairly bizarre thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

A Fat Bird always carried a bottle of beer that they would often put on his head. This could be considered a weird undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be exciting. Honestly, a bottle of beer of all things.