The Colourful Bird

The Colourful Bird desired a big sponge to worship. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the item opted for.

The Colourful Bird desperately desired a rubber johnny that they liked to drop. It might be a fairly new proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

The Colourful Bird searched for a stapler that they liked to share. One might find this to be a bizarre activity, to most, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

The Colourful Bird wanted a can of Tango that they would often smash. This could be considered a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

The Colourful Bird desperately desired a stapler to break. One might say this is an odd idea, to my children, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler of all things.

The Colourful Bird desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.