My Grumpy Bird

My Grumpy Bird always had with them a set square that they would often share. It was a fairly extraordinary thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. A set square being the chosen thing.

My Grumpy Bird owned a cup to put up their bum. One might consider this to be an unusual operation, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was simply life. Honestly, a cup of all things.

My Grumpy Bird needed a helmet that they would often put on his head. It might be a fairly surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who thought it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

My Grumpy Bird had a sponge that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is a fairly different action, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.

My Grumpy Bird always kept a toilet brush that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly a fairly strange thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a toilet brush having that done to it

My Grumpy Bird desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a bizarre suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.