His Foolish Bird

His Foolish Bird desperately looked for a set of lego that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a curious exercise, to my children, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.

His Foolish Bird wanted a rubber johnny that they would occasionally hug. It should be an extraordinary thing to do, to my children, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. A rubber johnny being the thing selected.

His Foolish Bird found a set square to smash. This might appear to be a peculiar activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square being the thing opted for.

His Foolish Bird often carried a pint of beer that they would play with. One might say this is a strange exercise, to many, but not to the Bird, who felt that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer of all things.

His Foolish Bird looked for a ball that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a ball is the item to opt for.

His Foolish Bird desperately searched for a vibrator that they would often embrace. It would have been a fairly curious exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the chosen thing.