We smashed it on the ICO sale.....sold 50 Billion BSCoins! ...and raised $100 Mil USD Bitcoin in 24 hours.

Hey Boss....we smashed it on the ICO sale.....sold 50 Billion BSCoins!
...and raised $100 Mil USD Bitcoin in 24 hours.
You're a genius Iconovich! Get payroll to double your pay!
Get Notthatclever to get his brother, Evendumber to give him a hand with the cryptograffy thingy!
Hey Boss we been hacked by some guy called "NowYaScrewed"...wants $50 Mil or our BSCoins are in the crapper!
OK Iconovich send them to him....still got plenty!
Better get hold of the Fiverr Guy and get him to edit the White Paper!
Hey Boss the price of Bitcoin is tanking....
Don't worry Iconovich we still rich!
Hey Boss all our bitcoins have disappeared we got forked by a Segwit!
Iconovich this was a shit idea....thank god we didn't sell the ferrets!

Stu Squibbles Walden It definitely made me smile. The closer to August 1st we get the broader I smile ... Best advice to the worried ... Don't rely on any onecoin (geddit?) and get a good offline wallet with your own private keys.