Word! Tell them bruv! They need to hear it. Well written @andy212.
You need to edit your article a little though; you've got capital letters in the middle of some of your sentences and an abbreviated "ur"/"your"
.....one woman who has Possibly channeled her everything to you!
....with guys asking for her phone Number everyday
....through Ur phone book for numbers of side chicks
Well done bro...cheers!