Best comedy and funny jokes

Comedy Jokes for Laughs!

Vivek kumar
Best comedy and funny jokes

Sure, here are some comedy jokes for you:

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved!

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side!

Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Remember, humor is subjective, and what might be funny to one person may not be to another. It's always important to be mindful of your audience and ensure that your jokes are appropriate and in good taste.