How can I pass up this opportunity to participate in what will become a piece of steem history! As counterintuitive as this seems, sign me up!

Can I haz witness vote for being an earnest customer on this suspiciously auspicious occasion? I mean, it never hurts to ask right? Unless of course, I'm catching you on a bad day, and then it could hurt very, very badly.

Love the show you provide for us all to watch from down here in the peanut gallery. I say, keep it up. Never have thought you wrong yet in your opinions, why start now, what with free upboats on sale for nuthin' and stuff and all!