Bernie's #bernieblackfriday Circle-Jerk

Why I am thankful for Steem!

I'm thankful for Steem because it takes up most of my days and I don't really have anything useful to do anyway!

I'm thankful because one day I'm going to be a whale. I've always wanted to have a thick layer of blubber to keep me warm! And whales don't pay taxes or follow the rules of human societies.

I'm thankful for Steem because it lets everyone have their say and make everyone happy!