K.E.N. Entertainment's #BeerSaturday Challenge/week 24-Milwaukee's best

I'ma just say it...i'm broke. I can't afford all those expensive brews. So recently i find myself drinking "Milwaukee's best." For a 32 oz it only cost $2.09, you can't beat that! Fun fact: If you look close enough to the can you'll see line that was drawn with a sharpie...B'cuz my wife was like "save me this much!" As she drew a line on the damn can!
I'll be honest it taste like horse urine...not that i've ever tasted horse piss....Anyways after taking a good drink you'll look down in disgust.(look at picture below.) As Kevin Hart would say " You got the you eat ass face!"LOL
After drinking a couple you get quite a nice buzz. I enjoy telling jokes and laughing, it makes me forget the fact i'm drinking horse piss in a can with the "i just ate ass face."
After i down a couple, well it's time to eat! Remember-i'm broke-so don't judge! What better to soak up 64 ounces of cow piss then some gourmet noodles.
Can you believe that the two brews and the noodles only cost me $4.93! That's one hell of a deal, you get to get your drink on and stuff your "ass eating face" with $0.25 packages of the best chicken noodles in Oklahoma!
For the very low price of $4.00, that's a savings of $0.93, you get it all as a part of my new package, the two 32 ounces and the three packages of chicken noodles!
But wait, it gets even better! Upvote this post in the next 30 minutes and we'll double the offer! That's four 32 oz piss beers and six packages of chicken noodles! Hurry while supplies last!
Payment options: SBD, Whaleshares, Food stamps, WIC, Government phones, letting me sleep on your couch for a week(or two), and of course cash. No refunds and No returns! Not available in the states of California or Vermont.
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