Beer Cape - My cool new invention
I invented this a few days ago. It's called a beer cape. You damp it, wrap it around the beer and put it in the freezer. The beer cools faster and stays cooler for longer when removed.
It is specially designed to be fun to hold without making the hands cold. There are reusable beer capes as well as disposable ones to milk the pub/club industry.
This makes total sense; why haven't I thought of that. Water's density is so much greater than air's. More cool molecules - greater cooling effect. This is brilliant.
Does it come with a token? 😃
I might launch an ICO to get funding for mass production. The beer cape company could be a Decentralised Autonomous Organisation run by the token holders.
I'm all for it! Let's aim for a billion bucks ico and get wet 🤣 I'm shocked no one else has thought of it before!
Let's add a feature: after use, you BURN it...
Burning is bad for the environment. I was thinking of having them easy to wash, apart from disposable ones for clubs/pubs/festivals.
Extra features I have in mind would be cool designs, like tuxedos and superman cape design for the beers.
The surefire hit of the summer. Here is my ether address:
Seems not an invention at all.
Sometimes the best inventions are the simplest! Thanks ^_^
Interesting, I would like to try that, so as a consumer I am interested...I feel like a similar cold mug exists where you insert the beer into it., but its a bit bulky.