The art of being drunk is amazing. The reaction are funny not only to the person himself but also to the people looking at him. He dances, moves and then sleep wherever he finds pleasure with no fear. The music plays as he goes by it sides, hugs some people’s wife’s and then move confidently.

I call it a challenge of being the second person. I mean not acting on your will but in fact under some substances influences. No one cares of the guys move, but he also doesn’t care of his moves. His only challenge is just to maintain a straight line.

I’m not a beer fan but at least I know the hustle of a drinker towards maintaining a straight line. This brings some laughter but also attract people to contemplate the equilibrium forces of which the person is using. He can stand, looks for direction, makes some two to three steps and then plouf!!! Down. Hehe…that a great challenge. He doesn’t give up and as a man, his duty is to show that he is strong and able to rise up…here we go…he stands, looks for direction, first step, second, third and then..Down…There is nothing sweeter than seeing this guy hustling. I actually do not hesitate to monitor, count and then laugh as others do.

After the hustle, the drunk guy laughs, he doesn’t also figure out the reason and also joins others in the move. Ahahah….i do also laugh at him and eager to wait his new challenge. Of course, he will try to grab a person or just stand with a hell of a nearby car or something else capable of supporting him…..there he stands and everyone is quite waiting for his move. Remember, though the guy is drunk, he is not stupid….he still remembers his home, and can build some confidence. As people are soon going back to their business after a great laughter, the man again appear to add more laughter than he did. This time he decides to make it more faster. Looking at his direction, keeping the line straight the man engages in a crazy fast step….hehehe….he moves faster, reaching 10 steps, and then looking for strength and then turning some curves which makes him fall again on the roads side.

My goodness. Do you get what I mean?
Actually, he lost sense and was never able to walk up to his home. Some others do walk depending on the level of drunkenness. Their formula is just simple. Following a straight line. This has been a secret for many guys and I’m busy revealing it. A responsible drunker will always want to honor himself, he may decide to move slowly or as fast as he can to reach wherever he goes. If you say hello, he won’t respond, not because he can’t but because he is busy in the straight line. The straight line guides him and could be on the roads side or a far away house or shop targeted. This doesn’t protect him from street balls which could harm his body leading to serious pen and even death….oh sorry! Don’t feel bad.

Here we go on the street balls.

Do you know the street balls? Hehe….i bet you don’t know unless you finds the person shorting them. These balls are shot by anyone and everywhere. The balls can come on the left, right, front or even back side. Everything is allowed in the game. The guy looks ignorant and forgets the idea of balls when drinking. Balls pain a lot, consume good money, 10,000 time than a beer bottle. These balls are the people coming, passing by the drunkard person, the people may not know what is happening with the guy, but for sure the guy will have to skip them all before the street rulers vanishes him. These rulers are the cars, truckers, taxis, motorcycles and other more threads.

I do not say that drinking is bad, I just mean responsible should be the order of the day. Measuring the right quantity but also leaving if this could harm not only your body but also your personality. Do you imagine doing things uncontrollably? Waking up in the morning on the door side or living as an addict one. I do prefer most alcohol abstinence. I believe abstinence will make us champions in future days either physically but also morally. Why should a person spoil his name, his body or else his life die to some beer bottles that I myself bought?

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