I really can't be arsed to look up the "contest rules" or what not, but sure I can drink some beer :)

we're all like that, we just don't admit it, hence we make things super easy for everyone!

So this all started when one of those flabby pink flesh sacks with too many eyeballs came by my cave with marshmallows to roast over my fire. I have to admit, I was taken aback. This is the second time in recent memory one of those two eyed blasphemies has actually been nice to ole' clops.

who doesn't have a flesh sacks we call friends, sometimes we just call them balls

Mine is just to eat humans and drink beer. Although I did let this human walk out of my cave alive. I may be slipping in my dotage, but he was just the nicest cave-guest.

eat him next time, and post about it... please? :)

I will rate every beer from one to five eyes

Ah beer comedy with monstrosity, we need more of this flavors....bring it on!

@rubencress - by defecto rules being mentioned in a #comedyopenmic post means you're been nominated!

@cyclops - please randomly select another funny Steemians so we can also see them unleash another @comedyopenmic post upon the Steem blockchain!