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Ahh but do you have Cryptographic proof it's your butt?? How would you feel about tattooing your Steem public address on Errm well left cheek or right cheek, I'll leave that choice up to you.

But in all honesty It's pretty unlikely you'll get to $30,000 for your post as people are pretty fickle things and we bore easily.
But still thank you for posting.

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