His Ugly Bear

His Ugly Bear had a can of Tango that they liked to drop. One might say this is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

His Ugly Bear always had with them a toilet brush that they sometimes experiment on. It should have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who considered it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

His Ugly Bear had a lava lamp that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be an unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

His Ugly Bear had a cucumber that they sometimes sleep with. It is a curious idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

His Ugly Bear searched for a set of lego that they would often share. It is considered to be an unusual approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who considered it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the thing to opt for.

His Ugly Bear wanted a sponge that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a sponge was the item that was selected.