My Crypting Bear

My Crypting Bear owned a cucumber that they would sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing idea, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

My Crypting Bear desperately needed a teapot that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems a different idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a teapot being the thing selected.

My Crypting Bear looked for a can of Tango that they liked to sit and look at. It is a fairly different approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. A can of Tango is the item to opt for.

My Crypting Bear needed a condom that they would sometimes demolish. It is a fairly funny operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who feels it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the item to opt for.

My Crypting Bear always kept a crown that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an unusual thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the item to opt for.

My Crypting Bear looked for a rubber chicken to sit and look at. It would have been a weird thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.