What to do with your big Steemit Payout (hint, throw a BBQ!)
You just got your life changing Steemit Payout.
....You powered up some,
..........You spent some,
................You still have some burning a hole in your pocket.
......................What are you gonna do now?
Step 1. Go directly to your local Butcher Shop.
Step 2. Ask the butcher for a Rib Eye. No, not a steak, the whole thing.
Ask for a nicely marbled one with a little fat on top. Still sealed is fine.
Tell him a joke while he gets it from the walk-in fridge. Yes, tell the dirty one...
If you've made friends with your butcher, and tell a good joke, sometimes they give you a deal!
Step 3. Buy a Gallon of A1 Sauce.
Yes. A whole gallon.
Step 4. Run home and sharpen your knife.
Step 5. Slice the steaks to your favorite thickness.
Step 6. Break out the Seal-A-Meal and preserve these beauties.
Step 7. Post a picture on Steemit to say thanks!
This place rocks!
I'm off to light the Q...