2 Reasons Why Barron Trump Might Look Awkward

in #baron7 years ago

1. He's only 10 years old.

Pretty obvious. I mean, think about when you were 10. Think about the stuff you were into. Better yet, go have a conversation with any 10 year old in your life. Just sit down and ask them what they think about things. What do they like and why do they like it? Don't judge what they say, just observe it for research purposes. You might wind up with a magnetized kid for a while, but that's because people don't tend to pay any attention to what 10 year olds think.

That experience might explain why Barron seems a little awkward sometimes.

2. He's very, very tall for his age.

Look at this picture.

tall kid

Donald is listed as 6' 3" on most online records. Melania is 5′ 11″ and wearing heels in this picture. I'm no detective, but if you were to ask me, based on that information (and the fact that Donald has a bit of a posture slump most of the time, being 70 years old -- but even then, Obama is listed as 6' 1" and Trump stands taller than him) I'd say that Barron looks to be at least 5' 8".

Just for context, the height of the average American boy is between 4' 2" and 4' 10". That means that Barron is about a full foot taller than his peers, and is within the height range of the average 15 year old American boy. Hell, he's practically the height of the average American man (5' 10")

Again, go find a 10 year old in your life and do a comparison.

What I'm getting at is this:

The kid is probably going through growing pains the likes of which you can't possibly understand. He is packing the equivalent of one foot of growth into 1 year. If he looks like he's in pain all the time (a criticism I've seen levied against him frequently) it's probably because he is. I'm not saying the pain is excruciating, like a wound or a bad infection, but I'm a tall guy myself who reached full height at around 15-16 years old, and there are aches and pains and such, but mostly it just feels really weird and uncomfortable, and, to me, that explains the uncomfortable expression you often see on him.

Mass shooter?!?

I'm going to state right now that I'll be defending this kid against the unwarranted attacks targeting him, wherever I am able. People are trying to accuse him of being a potential mass shooter, which is complete tripe fit for the most loathsome of sewers. First of all, none of Trump's kids have been involved in any public scandal that we know of (no drugs, no prostitutes, no drag racing in foreign countries, etc.), and there's no reason to suspect that Barron won't get the same level of care the others got.

He's a good person already.

Additionally, Barron appears to have a fantastic spirit. Just watch this:

He seems to have a tremendous aura. People glow when they're around him. These are GOOD signs, as this kid is likely going to play a part in shaping the America that our children and grandchildren inherit, either as a business man or possibly a public servant (depending on where his spirit takes him).

Autistic?

Another piece of garbage that people are passing around is that Barron is autistic. First of all: so what if he is? The Left are supposed to be accepting of people with disabilities. I guess that doesn't apply if the subject of attack is the child of your chosen political enemy. But also, autistic people generally don't do what Barron did in the above video. It's just not in the general repertoire of inclinations. He looks a little awkward sometimes, but that's more likely due to the two reasons I gave above, not because he's autistic.

Anyway...

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This kid is going to be 'euge.

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the kid needs to be off limits when it comes to any speculation about him. Bad enough he will be living in a fish bowl without people feeling they can analyze his every move.

Yes. It must be a surreal experience. It's hard enough to be a 10 year old WITHOUT having a super famous family and a father who's the president. I can't begin to imagine the kind of life he will have.

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