I have weird luck.

Weird things happen to me. Today Bank of America decided to randomly give me a quarter million dollars in one of my investment accounts. It thinks my portfolio appreciated 167% in one day. And yes, as soon as I noticed it I called it in. Weirdly, the bank doesn't know what's happening either. They'll be investigating it. You may think it was dumb to point it out but no, things like this come back to bite you. Don't mess with banks.

It's probably just some sort of batch processing that showed up where it wasn't supposed to show up and it'll be scrubbed out by the opening of the market tomorrow. I reported it partially because I was worried that someone was using my bank account to move money through. That would be bad.

I have a vague hope that one of the weird stocks I invested in blew up overnight but I don't think that's likely. I checked through all of them and none of them went up that much. I just hope when they correct it they don't correct more than they accidentally gave me.