Banana Program Week 6 - Entry
Hey Steemians
I hope you all having a good week and living it up. Today I'm completing my entry into the Banana Program week 6. A contest which is hosted by the lovely @stellabelle! If you want to know more about it, check out the post original here.
Now to take on the challenge at hand!!
Helloo To The New Fish On The Block
Making some leeway on steemit can be tough. So I reached out to the following newbs and gave them a warm welcome to the blockchain!!
The Story Rotten Sandwich
Rodney put down his mobile. He's been staring at his favourite picture of Stella longing to be with her. But right now, it just seemed impossible. It's been five years since life was breathed into Rodney. Sounds strange, hey but in reality, it's actually just a bad joke. The Gods of Olympus were bored one day and thought they would give life to a Cheese and tomato sandwich and see how long he lasts in the real world. Of course, they didn't think Rodney would last this long or do the things he did. He was one tough sandwich and literally hit the ground running as soon as he literally got a life. The Gods also blessed him with an enormous amount of intelligence, so this sandwich was going places. He travelled, he made friends worked on his fitness and was a bit of an adrenaline junkie!! Soon Rodney got celebrity status and was raking in money as the most badass skateboarding Sandwich in the world, mind you he was the only skateboarding Sandwich In The world but let's not digress and get distracted by details or common sense. He was living the life, until one day he started smelling real funky, and not the good kinda funky. Rodney tried everything to get rid of this foul stench which started smelling more and more disgusting by the day. Until he went to see a sourdough specialist and to his dismay, the professional diagnoses was as he expected, Rodney was rotting!! This lead to this Sandwich man living a life of isolation. He communicated mainly online and got into trading cryptos to make ends meet. And then one day, he discovered a platform called steemit. here Rodney could be anything he liked, noone had to know he smelled of mouldy cheese, thank the gods they never chose a tuna mayo to bet on. He started blogging and learning and meeting new peeps. And he met Stella, quirky creative Stella. A bit banana obsessed but hey we all have our faults. The more he got to know her, the more he fell in love. But how could she love something as disgusting as Rodney. He never had the urge to be human, until he met Stella.
And that's my entry, i hope you enjoyed!!
If you like, give a girl some Upvote, Resteem, Comment and follow love!!
Much Love From Sunny Cape Town, @mimismartypants
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I will ignore the sarcasm and won this one!! I appreciate that you appreciate my work!! 😎😎
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Did you win the contest? and nope no sarcasm that is just as emotional as I can get, I know it is awkward but just go with it.
Lol i dont even think the judge saw it yet. Which is rather disturbing, all my hard work going unseen. But im sure she has loads of entries unlike when i run a competition!!
P. S. This is rather awkward. Im not equipped to handle your emotion!! shuffles feet uneasily
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well that last bit was just uncalled for.....
How is the weather?
Oooo now you making me feel awkward!! Can i blame the hormones!!
Cloudy with chance of meatballs!!
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FIXED it. All back to normal.
Omg!! Lol!!! I think you just made it more awks!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Hahahaha i am really wondering what is this banana trending craze about!! You just level it all up... nice one mimibump!!
By the way, miss @stellabelle noticed your work!!!! Yayyyyyyy! So dont yoj feel sad ever if you are not noticed at once.. hahaha she is quite a busy bee girl!! 😉😀
Lol she always notices everyones work!!! Most diplomatic judge!! Yoi should enter!!! It's lots of fun lol
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LOLOLOLOL you are crazy!!!!!!!!!!!! I actually laughed out loud in the middle of the night at this!!!!!! hehehehehe my nutty Mimi.
It's a great story. but I think nothing tops my "pop" story.
LOLOLOLOL
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