RE: 🍌 Where'd all the bananas go? 🍌
Professor Barrington, Phd this is further proof of my theory as to how apples are programming people through the use of pleasant memories. Most people are not astute enough to realize that apples are manipulating our experiences through joyful and fun activities.
The exclusion of bananas is part of their master plan to remain dominate in the fruit world. I know that I may incur the rath of apples for writing this. However, I am willing to put my life on the line to help exposes and alert people of the apples evil intention to rule the fruit world. They have gained the support of vegatables and farmers.
I am thankful to be able to post this on the blockchain, so, that future generations will know towary of apples. I have taken the precaution of posting this on an Android device, to avoid the evil apples from deleting my message or change the its content.
Some may think I'm paranoid. But is it really paranoia if they are out to get you?
In the eventof my disappearance or untimely demise, the top suspect should be apples.
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My dear Ms. Emerge -- finally a human bean who understands the plight of the Banana Collective! Thank you for your strategic posting on this web thing we're on.
Truther Red Peel, I plan on increasing my vigilance as I plan to step up my activity to combat the injustices that Bananas are suffering at the hands of the evil apple empire.
Professor Barrington, Phd, I will continue to strategically post about the conspiracy by the apples to discredit Bananas and deny them their rightful place on tne top of the fruit basket!
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You are a true Banana Friend!
Here's a snack:
Thank you. I used it to make a Banana Lasagna for the Banana Program.
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Yeah, we saw that. Weird way to enjoy bananas, @emergehealthier, but we gotta give it to you for creativity! :-)