Caught My Babysitter...
Should I fire my babysitter? I caught her shitting in the litter box and licking her own genitals - I think that's quite irresponsible of her
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Should I fire my babysitter? I caught her shitting in the litter box and licking her own genitals - I think that's quite irresponsible of her
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Hey @traf, I called the babysitter you recommended, but I think they sent me an older model.
hahaha
your kid's quite young to be a qualified dentist
That's not his kid, that's just quality control, making sure nothing damages his dry sack.
oh...wait...nope...still not his kid, that's the product tester making sure the tongue is nice and soft to maximize tenderness in licking sensation
There you go...should get you some serious licking, now can you and Dan quit making all the gay guys and both your wives jealous?
Are you Insane!!!!!
I would love it if my babysitter licked her own genitals!!
Even better if she licked mine, but hey I'll be ok with just watching.
when you someday do have kids.
I am worried about the safety for those employed in the child care service industry
There should be an au-pairdophilia warning websites so babysitters wil avoid your house like the plague.
Hey I'm not just gonna let some floozy look after my kids, I must interview them properly.
Src
No need to bring a CV for the interview just bring a see through top and you are hired
that's how steemit got all of their devs
Damn right...that's why I notice when I un-upvote a post nothing returns back to my steempower, it's as if all the extra upvote moolah is mysteriously siphoned away to fund some new dance poles or something practical like that for all these
shirtlesssee through top devs.Well if you came at me with a see through Top I don't think I could resist hiring you
Please note though that I charge extra if u want me to work topless
The extra you should be asking for is work safety compensation.
Take a closer look at the slowmo video pole routine he's going to be expecting you to perform while babysitting.
That guy hit his cup on the pole and don't tell me he didn't pause because of the pain
no m cup is going to
protectcompensate you for that kind of actionOh dw, you wont have to do anything topless, i will pick out an outfit for you.
You sound like a nice employer. My cup size is M
haha
haha I hope your wife doesn't find out about that
too late she has already joint steemit and now the cat is out of the
dry sackbag.Now I know why you keep your profile anonymous!!
Hahah lol
As long as the house didn't burn down or you didn't fall on your head, I think it's all good. Gotta take care of herself, y'know.
ok jedau...you got me at
to be absolutely clear here, we are not talking about the kid, no sireee....
we're talking about traf possibly falling on his head, why on earth would the babysitter be putting him in that precarious position...ok now, think hard, picture it, babysitter there, traf upside down.....what t f is happening here???
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69 limbo rock?
We have to keep in mind that for @traf to be able to Steem the way he does, he would need to be a baby that is on his mobile all day long. He won't have time for trivialities like walking or standing. Suffice to say, his fate rests on the hands of his babysitter. What if @traf guffawed so hard that he tipped himself from his crib? What then? Do we trust that he would be able to help himself up by himself? It's not for me to say but no... no we can't.
Yes, it does make complete
nonsense, he is rather dedicated and I can imagine him putting the final touches to a "haha" as he's thrown out of the stroller but still commited to push the post button before he hits the ground.and the answers to your questions is:
Hell Yes he can pick himself up....he's a grown arse man for goodness sake
who strangely rides in a crib and gets pushed by a babysitter according to you!Oh yeah, I do believe that every haha @traf comments is a hearty laugh in real life. People around him thinks that he's a jolly fellow because he laughs at about 90% of his day.
A grown arse man? Are we talking about the same person? If we are then I disagree with you, sir. No man, I say, no man would ever need a babysitter who licks their own genitals. I mean, we all want one, but we don't need one.
haha exactly
Is it just me, or does anyone else search the background of these gifs for bongs or pipes?
That "vase" on the upper left looks suspicious...
what are you, ex KGB?
no he just bongs and pipes alot....you know, takes one to know one kinda thing
Probably has some catnip in it
When you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
When you pay fish, you get cats.
Or did you even pay your babysitter?
It will be better if you free her because she is having a load lot of fun
nice try...dont' give up
your day jobWow, wonderful. Thanks @traf
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