This post is brilliant!! My jaw was dropped most of the time.. I must agree with @cristiungureanu and I couldn't quite believe you didn't have the 'BUMP', but as you have explained, you had a Cryptic Pregnancy - I just think this is incredible! You learn something new everyday!
Congratulations and enjoy motherhood.
Oh, and I LOVE your Steemit name!! It fits like a glove!
Welcome :)