My Nervous Baboon

My Nervous Baboon owned a block of cheese that they would often break. It was a weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

My Nervous Baboon desired a dildo to experiment on. This could be considered a fairly funny activity, to many, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

My Nervous Baboon desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally smash. One might consider this to be a different idea, to me, but not to the Baboon, who expected it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

My Nervous Baboon always had with them a pint of beer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who thought it would be simply life. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

My Nervous Baboon desired a vibrator to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a strange proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

My Nervous Baboon found a cucumber that they would insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the item to choose.