The Cute Baboon

The Cute Baboon desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

The Cute Baboon desperately craved for a vibrator that they would occasionally play with. It would be a fairly new approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a vibrator was the chosen item.

The Cute Baboon desperately searched for a tomato that they would drop. It would be a fairly surprising action, to most, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea is epic. A tomato is the item to select.

The Cute Baboon looked for a sponge that they would sometimes annihilate This seems to be a fairly original exercise, to me, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. A sponge is the item that was chosen.

The Cute Baboon searched for a can of Tango to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly curious thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who thought it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

The Cute Baboon needed a pint of beer that they sometimes put up their bum. It should be a fairly exciting undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the item to select.