The Fat Baboon

The Fat Baboon searched for a bag of poop that they liked to sleep with. It is a fairly astonishing thought, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

The Fat Baboon looked for a condom to share. It might have been a fairly astonishing action, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. A condom was the item that was chosen.

The Fat Baboon always kept a toilet brush that they sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be an unusual activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a toilet brush of all things.

The Fat Baboon looked for a hat that they would sometimes eat. This is certainly a fairly curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat being the thing opted for.

The Fat Baboon craved for a pen to hug. This seems a weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a pen would be the item that was selected.

The Fat Baboon needed a big sponge that they would sit and look at. It was a peculiar activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.