Eid al Fitr

Islam has become a resting place to the world's impoverished and disenfranchised. Hard to believe there's places worse than America's most crime-ridden, drug-laden dens, but go just outside US borders.

Non-Christian Non-Judaic Non-Pagan cutures still believe Christ did not die on the cross, because animal blood still flows through the streets; so much so, the monsoons of Bangladesh cannot wash the blood away.

This has become Biblical (see Bing), and just in case there are any cynical Americans left, they're willing to fly planes of your relatives into the nearest building to prove it. I don't know how to pronounce the two syllables, much less the two consonants together, but they have been marbles in my mouth since 9/11