Oh my god -you didn’t know....

Golden shite is made by the conversion of l-poopanine to oxyacytlgoldalene.

When a strong political figure - like Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger deficates in a public place, the feces are met with the remnants of other less important people’s excrements. These two very different chemical compounds react with each other causing the dominant turd to turn into Pure Gold!

This particular specimen appears to be a low grade state senator poop. Worth only about the equivalent of 2.5 SBD.
Keep your eyes peeled for high quality golden logs.

A Trump turd could be worth millions.