I second that.
You've got devoted fans all the way from Austin to Minnesota...
While hurting yourself on table saws and dog's faces may appear to be your super power,
it's comedy dude.
All your posts, in a coffee table book titled
"Dark Humour (but no black people!)"
or something equally offensive to 'Recreationally Outrage' all the power broker true rascist idiots into virtue signaling that they're banning your book...
Think of the possibilities!